Last week, I wrote about my experience of getting the coronavirus vaccine. I had my first at the start of March and the second should follow in a few weeks.

And since then, I’ve been thinking. I’m getting increasingly disappointed with the results. I think it’s time someone said this, frankly.

For example, I thought I’d be transmitting a half decent 5G signal from my brain by now, but my phone still comes up with no 5G signal of any kind. The WiFi signal around me doesn’t seem to have improved earlier.

But even worse than that – I’ve still not had one phone call from Bill Gates enquiring why I’m getting my second takeaway this week.

Gutted. Phone me, Bill. I feel cheated at this point.