Oh dear. Not only has Judge Jules misplaced all his vinyl and turntables – as previously reported on Friday. It now seems that he has mislaid his map of Britain too.

Not to be outdone by Fatboy Slim – who managed to announce a UK tour that forgot to include Northern Ireland in it – Judge Jules has now gone one better. He’s announced a UK tour that manages to exclude Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland.

Perhaps Judge Jules could use the money he got from selling all his vinyl to invest in a map?