As Danny Rampling prattles on (yet again) about freedom, a look at the VERY posh lifestyle he leads – along with an abandoned Mr and Mrs account on Instagram he’d rather forget about…

The mysterious creature that is Danny Rampling – once an okay-ish DJ, now a fully paid-up member of the David Icke Appreciation Society – continues to spend his days posting on Instagram about how Covid restrictions must be lifted yesterday.

Speaking of which, that’s exactly where he was on Saturday afternoon. At the big protest in London. And I write this on Friday night before it even happened. No doubt his Instagram stories currently resemble a photo album from a boring relative who’s been to a boring destination and wants to bore you to death about it.

What he doesn’t tell you so much is about how he lives. Well, allow me to direct you to an article from 2016 in Great British Life, where he describes a lifestyle where he eats oysters and forages for mushrooms in the field.

It also contains, for some reason that’s never quantified in the article, a photograph of the couple holding broccoli. At the end of the article is a link to a defunct website – which led to me finding this old Instagram account. Images such as this feature prominently.

Irish actor Ardal O’Hanlon once joked that marriage is “when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person”. Judging by the sheer naffness of the account, they took these words literally…