As a dad of three very young children, I wish I had the ability to be in two or even three places at once. If I did, one of me could spend his whole time maintaining this fine blog, whilst another brings the kids to where they need to be, or sorts out their dinner in the evening or whatever. It would be a very useful superpower to possess.

One person who already appears to have this power is Judge Jules. On Saturday night, he’s going to be on Kisstory at 7pm with a 2-hour show filled with club classics. If you’ve listened to Jules anytime since around 1995, you’ll have a fair idea of the sort of music to expect. A source close to Judge Jules tells me he’s been particularly excited about his appearance on the station…

On Saturday night, he’s also meant to be in Billericay, of all places, with a live band doing a show which, by some coincidence, is also about rinsing out the club classics which he made his name off the back of. That particular show starts at 8pm and according to the Facebook page about the event, should run for around 3 hours.

The more eagle-eyed of you might have noticed that there’s a one-hour overlap between the two events. So perhaps it’s just as well Jules isn’t also pledging to do a live stream – he typically does those from 9pm to 10.30pm on Saturday nights with subjects varying according to a rota.

So how does he do it? Does he have the power to be in multiple locations at the same time, or is there something more mundane going on? Judge Jules has been approached for comment…

By The Editor

Editor-in-chief at Amateur’s House.