Mr Danny Rampling – known as The Runny Dumpling in certain quarters these days, I’m told – is known for sharing literally anything which supports his narrative on the Covid situation. Which seems to be that masks are useless, vaccines will kill you and we should basically just let the virus do its thing – when he’s not denying its existence altogether.

Of course, things weren’t always like this. Back in March 2020, Rampling said that people who refused to follow Covid rules were “a danger to us all”. He even mourned for his friend who died after catching the virus the following month. So to say that Rampling’s stance has been opportunist and free of any philosophy is an understatement.

However, it turns out that Dumpling, sorry Rampling, has his limits. Yes, even this principle free zone has come across something he refuses to share on his Instagram page. It’s a song by Piers Corbyn and his merry band of acolytes. And as you can hear below, it’s even worse than it sounds…

A future Christmas number one, it most certainly is not. Then again, perhaps Danny Rampling will be offered the opportunity to remix it for the even worse…

By The Editor

Editor-in-chief at Amateur’s House.