The above, of course, is complete bollocks. I just made it up. Right now. But it’ll get me lots of readers wondering who the hell I am, why they’d be collaborating with a relative unknown or why they were taken in by a piece of blatant clickbait.

And if anyone calls me out on it, I can simply defend myself by claiming I was asking a question. Even though I clearly wasn’t.

Call it the Mixmag effect. Besides, if Daft Punk read what I wrote about them lately, I suspect a collaborative effort of any kind is unlikely…