Hello, it’s Smokin’ Jo pictured here. You might remember her from such tracks as “Want Me” and “Yan U” or the fact that she’s the only woman to date to ever win the DJ Mag Top 100 poll.

Well, Smokin’ Jo (real name Joanne Joseph) wrote on Facebook about a date that she’d gone on recently. Sadly, she did not find true love – and it was actually the man who decided not to pursue things any further.

His reasoning might raise an eyebrow, however. Explaining his concerns, the gentleman pointed out he didn’t believe it would work because “you are older than me, meaning you are gonna die first”.

That’s a 🤨 from me.

By the way, I’m not usually one for commenting on appearances, but can you seriously believe the woman photographed here is 54 years old? Me neither.