Just a quick message out there to all those who have scammed people in the past – that includes the likes of Derek Hazell, Derrick May, Sterling Void, Gatecrasher and so on. I’m still onto you. You might all be in hibernation at the moment, but I don’t sleep.

Incidentally, since everyone’s stuck in the house at the moment, it might be the perfect time for you to do that interview you promised me, Sterling Void. When the authorities say that essential trips for medicine are permitted, I don’t think that drug dealers are what they have in mind.

No time like the present, Duane!