It’s chest not cricket

I’m glad I’m a man sometimes. I don’t have to put up with half the stick that women get. No one ever makes comments about my appearance whenever I post about my latest release. It simply doesn’t happen.

Women on the other hand? I saw this example on the Belfast Telegraph’s Facebook page…

One of the first comments underneath the article? This charming little thing.

A masterclass in how to be an absolute twat, ladies and gentlemen!