Which DJ had to have a glass bottle surgically removed from his arse? As far as whispers go, this is probably the strangest one which has come in for a while. This one actually happened a few months ago during much hotter times than what we’re in now.

The DJ in question was doing a set in what I would simply term a hot country. And the DJ comes from a country which has less experience of hot weather. By all accounts, the set went well and he was paid his fee in cash by the very satisfied manager present that evening.

But the trouble started afterwards. The DJ was invited to a VIP area and decided, for reasons best known to himself, to take off his underwear. He proceeded to drink far more alcohol than he should, before falling down on the floor – at which point, he complained that his bottom was hurting.

Upon closer inspection from a colleague, they noticed an empty beer bottle was halfway up his backside. And try as they might, they were unable to remove it without running the risk of giving the DJ some injuries. Infact, he had to be sent to the local hospital to have the foreign object removed.

And the weirdest bit of this story? Sources tell me it’s not the first time this has happened…

By The Editor

Editor-in-chief at Amateur’s House.