Which DJ practically ensured last week he almost certainly won't be invited back to a friend's house in the future? This all happened last weekend, when the DJ and his girlfriend were asked if they would like to attend a birthday party at the home of a friend and his…
Which DJ recently found a post in the Amateur’s House archive and ended up going on an almighty rant truly worthy of an online parody? A friend who witnessed his reaction got in touch and decided to tell me this intriguing tale. The story started in the office of the…
Which American DJ was responsible for clogging up a toilet and leaving a particularly malodorous stink at his New Year's Eve gig? And yes, I'm aware there have been quite a few bathroom related rumours in this column of late, but this one was simply too good to ignore! Having…
Which manager in the dance music world has been attracting complaints of a malodorous nature over the past few weeks? It all started at the time he was given an early Christmas present by an acquaintance - a candle, of all things. But as this manager likes his office to…
Which DJ is currently trying to stop news from getting out about a recent sexual encounter? And it's not just because the prospect of what his girlfriend will do when she finds out absolutely terrifies him - word is this particular lady has no tolerance for adultery. Last weekend, he…
Which promoter recently got more than he bargained when a sexual encounter went awry? Word reaches me of an incident a few weeks ago. Apparently, the promoter got himself a free ticket and went to the show of one of the DJs that he represents - by all accounts, this…
Which DJ has recently to filling his office with mint sweets of any variety? This has come as something of a mystery to his friends - his rider has a specific request in it saying that any hotel he stays at is not to have a chocolate mint placed on…
Which DJ had to have a glass bottle surgically removed from his arse? As far as whispers go, this is probably the strangest one which has come in for a while. This one actually happened a few months ago during much hotter times than what we’re in now. The DJ…
Which DJ just can’t stop farting? If this question looks familar to you, that’s because it is - it’s the same question I asked all the way back on Wednesday Whisper #22. Sadly, this somewhat noxious problem hasn’t gone away for the DJ in question - and word reaches me…
Which DJ and occasional producer has been telling his friend for the past few months that he's going to sue Resident Advisor, yet has mysterious failed to do so? The story goes back a number of months when they published an article which wasn't entirely flattering about him. Such was…