All that sun must be going to his head! So, what did Danny Rampling do on the day England’s lockdown lifted? Er, he went to an anti-lockdown protest to demand lockdown was lifted…

Say what you like about Danny Rampling, but when it comes to keeping up with the news, there’s truly no beginning to his talents. On Monday, he attended yet another anti-lockdown protest in central London. This was on the day that almost all Covid restrictions in England were scrapped.

And as yet another weekend is upon us, no prizes for guessing where Rampling will be on Saturday. No, not spending time eating oysters and foraging for mushrooms with his wife. Of course not. He’ll be in central London for yet another anti-lockdown protest.

What these protesters actually want is never explicitly made clear. And none of his new found friends whom he meets up with every weekend ever asks him why his views on the subject have changed over time either. It’s astonishing who some people will get into bed with to advance a cause.

Yet they say it’s me that makes Danny Rampling look like a fool. Wrong. The only person making Danny Rampling look like a fool is Danny Rampling…