Danny Rampling

Does even he know what he’s talking about anymore? A notably gammon faced Danny Rampling is filmed in London talking about being a “sovereign person” – and he sounds pretty irate about it!

Yesterday, I woke up and my back was giving me a little bit of bother. It would play up whenever I attempted certain manoeuvres - something which frequently happens when you look after three small children. I ended up swerving cooking dinner by ordering food from the local Chinese takeaway.…

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Nightclubs across the UK all reopen next week and vaccine passports are on their inevitable way out – so, when will Danny Rampling apologise after getting it so utterly wrong?

So it's official. Nightclubs were closed last month in three of the UK's four countries I response to the Omicron surge. At the time, the anti-vaxxers were foaming in the mouth and telling us the whole nation was about to go into a China style lockdown - where even leaving…

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A basic income pilot is due to start in Ireland later this year, and is likely to be set at €325 for cash-strapped artists – just don’t tell Danny Rampling about it…

It's lucky that Danny Rampling was born in London rather than Dublin. Had he been, he would probably have burst a blood vessel after he'd read what I'm about to write. Allow me to explain. You see, Rampling is against the idea of a universal basic income. It's one of…

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But I thought you said we shouldn’t comply? Danny Rampling’s hypocrisy is clear once more as he’s due to perform in Brighton nightclub where Covid passes will be enforced…

From time to time, Danny Rampling's stance on the pandemic bumps into this thing called reality. Such as the moment his ramblings on the current health situation clash with his real life obligations - such as his obligation to earn money so that he gets to tweet from a very…

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Told you it wasn’t just him! This blog has found Danny Rampling a new friend in the form of old ravers Baby D – and their views on the pandemic are almost as crazy as his…

Whatever you choose to call Danny Rampling - the Runny Dumpling, Danny Rambling and other less printable suggestions have been made by others - there's one thing you can't deny. He loves being with other people. And given that human beings are traditionally highly sociable creatures, there's absolutely nothing wrong…

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I’m just surprised it didn’t happen earlier! Danny Rampling blocks this blog’s Instagram page, but was it a post about putting down the knife and fork which caused him to press the button?

This blog prides itself on saying things the way they are, rather than regurgitating the press release fodder you find elsewhere. And whilst PR stuff is written by people who go out of their way never to say anything that might upset anyone ever, my perennial habit of calling others…

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Let go of the knife and fork and get back on the road! The less than eloquent advice from two anti-vax friend of Danny Rampling “concerned” about his recent weight gain…

I have to admit to displaying some hesitation before making the decision to publish this story. Typically, this blog doesn’t care about personal questions like how someone looks or what they weigh - I prefer to concentrate on the things they’re actually doing or not doing. But I’ve thought about…

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This blog has been asking the same thing for months! Hifi Sean castigates Danny Rampling for attending a protest against Covid restrictions, saying “it’s not really acid house” – so where DID it all go so wrong?

Some of you might have found the dance music world's silence on Danny Rampling - in particular, the refusal of his self-important old friend Terry Farley of Faith Fanzine - quite baffling. I don't. The reality is a worryingly large number of them agree with his ridiculous views on Covid…

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