Humour

As a new year begins, part two of this blog’s series glancing into a crystal ball to make some not entirely serious predictions about what 2022 might have in store…

Yesterday, this blog made its predictions for what was not especially likely to happen during 2022 from January to June. Today, the series concludes by going through the months from July until December... As summer gets into full swing, July will see Maceo Plex staging a poll on his social…

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We know dance music is a sausagefest, but this is ridiculous! Unspoken rule suggests to get ahead in house music, you have to eat meat… and LOTS of it!

I like to try and learn something new every single day. Those lessons vary from brilliant insights which I can rely on until the day I die to utterly useless information which stays in my head despite having no use for it whatsoever. And yesterday's lesson is admittedly somewhere in…

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Andrew Lloyd Webber did a DJ set this weekend and played an EDM remix of “The Phantom Of The Opera” – but can someone please tell him you’re meant to mix the next record in?

Andrew Lloyd Webber. You might know this name from the world of musicals. You might know him as the man who once suggested he'd break lockdown rules - and was rewarded with the Prime Minister suggesting "Cinderella" could become a government test event. Or you might even remember the time…

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You were going to the Warehouse Project, not Nando’s! Blagger tries to get into Manchester club using “lifetime pass” at the weekend – read on to see how owner Sacha Lord responded to the trick…

The world of Sacha Lord is a curious one. It's a world where he thinks people should stay hydrated on a night out, yet he charges them £2.50 a time for water. It's a world where doctors should be ordered to apologise for their predictions over Covid. And it's a…

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See you next Tuesday? Why Mr C’s latest plan to boost a Facebook post simply featuring his favourite four-lettered obscenity is unlikely to have the affect he (and secretly the rest of us) all hope for…

In an age of anodyne social media pages which are clearly run by social media managers who know everything about an algorithm but nothing about how to create posts which are actually interesting or engaging, Mr C’s Facebook page is a real breath of fresh air. He’s one of few…

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