On the week that a guy got one over some middle management type with no authority, I go through the records that’ll have no one doubting you’re the one in…

On the week that a toddler managed to get his head stuck inside a toilet training seat and had to be freed by firefighters, I go through the records to…

On the week that someone drove an oversized frying pan on the back of their lorry, I go through the records you’d be proud to play and display in your…

On the week that the world discovered burritos were actually invented by Kim Jong-Il in 2011, I restart this column for the new year by going through the records whom…

On the week that some poor sod in Australia was given the job of getting two women pregnant at exactly the same time, I go through the final batch of…

On the week that an Australian man broke the world record for the world’s largest burp, I show you the latest records that you need to, ahem, get wind of……

On the week that a man was fined thousands of pounds for playing James Blunt’s music really loudly, I go through the records your neighbours may not mind you playing…

On the week the world discovered the bloke who used to play Barney The Dinosaur now runs a business dedicated to horizontal refreshment of the tantric variety, I go through…

On the week that an X-ray on a broken finger was mistaken for, ahem, another part of the human anatomy, I go through the best records of the week. Hopefully,…

On the week a six foot deep pothole was discovered in Northern Ireland, I dig – but possibly not quite that far – for the next new releases of the…